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? I know my parents loved me ?

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{\an8}? Stand behind me
Come what may ?

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{\an8}? I know now that I'm ready, yeah ?

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? For I finally heard them say ?

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? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?

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{\an8}? Yes, it is now, yeah ?

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{\an8}? Here's our chance to make it ?

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{\an8}? And if we focus on our goal ?

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{\an8}? You can dish it
We can take it ?

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{\an8}? Hey, just remember
That you've been told ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? It's a different world ?

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{\an8}? Yeah, than where you come from ?

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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?

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{\an8}Milt, the basket is only seven-foot-six.

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{\an8}You want us to tilt it for you?

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{\an8}Or a stepladder to get you closer?

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{\an8}Come on. Put something up.

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{\an8}Time is money.

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I'm just delaying your humiliation.

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I hate it when you cry in public.

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Ah-ha?

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- Just like old times.
- Oh-ho-ho.

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Even more like old times.

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Don't get carried away.

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- I always let people from back home win.
- Mmm-hmm.

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Ron, when my mom was in town,

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didn't I let her drive the lane
and throw up that weak stuff?

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- I still say she traveled.
- Yeah.

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Milt, I can't get over you.

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In junior high, he was such a troublemaker

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the principal had to start
a dishonor roll.

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Principal Simonson still
hasn't found his toupee.

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Ooh!

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So what does this bum do?

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He buckles down in high school,

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graduates cum laude from Penn,

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gets a hot-shot Wall Street job
and in two years,

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is director of mergers
and acquisitions at Addison Rand.

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It only took a year and a half.

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If you're gonna gush, get it right.

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Put your corporate concerns
in your briefcase

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because this weekend
you'll experience Hillman hospitality

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at its finest.

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Yes. Tomorrow, we're having
a get-together in your honor.

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Sounds great.

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As long as I'm not paying.

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Just a few close friends.

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And a few co-eds
we'd like to get closer to.

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- Ron.
- Yo?

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Bag the bimbos.

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All of them?

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Every last one of 'em.

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Aw, dag�

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Angelene was looking forward
to meeting a man with a job.

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If anything goes wrong

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I'll be at the King Baltimore hotel.

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The Chesapeake Regional
Servicemen's reunion.

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I give you the number?

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Yes, sir.

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Seven times.

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Only seven times?

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Then that means I trust you.

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Well, Brad, are you ready to go?

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Yeah, I've just taught my last class.

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Dropped off the cat.
Ready to hit the road.

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I can hardly wait for this reunion.

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I've been practicing my war stories.

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I even pulled out
my old uniform from Korea.

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- It still fits?
- Just fine.

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- Except for one thing.
- What?

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For some reason my hat was too big.

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I wonder why?

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So, man, when did you meet Dwayne Wayne?

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When did I first meet Dwayne?

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That's what I just said.

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On my way to the principal's office.

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They had a chair with your name on it.

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I saw this skinny third-grader
with this head.

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It was so big, it looked like
it belonged on a man's body.

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- Oh!
- It still does.

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It was one of the biggest heads
that any of us had ever seen.

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Two barbers had to cut that boy's hair
with a lawn mower.

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You just wait till I meet your friends.

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When I first met Dwayne�

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and don't let me get started
on those love boat feet of yours.

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Milton, did this particular big head boy

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have any romantic escapades
worth mentioning?

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Does not include playing Doctor
with your fat cousin Rosie.

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I got to tell them about the liplocker.

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Oh!

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Milton, I'll give you $5 not to.

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I will give you ten if you do.

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Twenty if you have pictures.

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Sorry, man.

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Money talks.

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- There was this girl in the seventh grade.
- Milton.

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Daphne Cooper.

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- Milton.
- Daphne?

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Daphne's head was bigger than his.

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It was Dwayne's first big dance.

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He and Daphne were slow-dancing�

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cranium to cranium.

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All of a sudden, they were gone.

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Dwayne wanted to get a good night kiss

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before his mother came to pick him up.

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So, they snuck inside a gym locker.

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Two hours later,

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Dwayne's mother, Daphne's father
and the fire department

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had to pry them out with the jaws of life.

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I'll say this.

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I haven't been kissed like that since.

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- Ooh!
- How touching.

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That reminds me of the time
Dwayne and I were in Sloppy Nick's.

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We were waiting on our pizzas.

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Dwayne was checking out
this girl, real cute,

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but he's too shy to go and talk to her.

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So I walked up to her and I said,

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"Dwayne was a talent scout
for Morris Day."

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- Can I use your bathroom?
- Yes.

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I'm out of here, man.

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Brad, I'm sorry about your car.

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I didn't know the wall was that close.

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It's okay, Vern.

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When you get it repainted
make sure they do the entire right side.

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It'll cost you more
but that way, the color will match.

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I'll consider it.

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And make sure
they completely strip the old paint.

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That way, the new coat
won't flake like dandruff.

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- Nice turnout.
- Yes, seems like it.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, my goodness!

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Tell me that's not "No Clue" Carruthers.

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When I was in Korea

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all that man did was run his mouth
from sun-up to sundown.

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On and on. You ever seen people like that?

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Mmm-hmm.

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We always said
the quickest way to end the war

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would be to send him up to the front line
and let him talk the enemy to death.

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I wish I'd stayed home
with Velma and canned plums.

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Vern, don't work yourself up.

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He probably won't recognize you.

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- Know what I mean?
- Don't touch my head.

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Excuse me, fellas.

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Sergeant Herndon Carruthers.

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457 Bomb Disposal.

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Kaesong, Korea.

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You look awfully familiar.

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Lord, lord, lord.

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I know who you are.

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You're Vernon Gaines!

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The best Mess Sergeant in Korea.

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Hmph!

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What happened to your hair?
Got shot off in the war?

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Excuse me, gentlemen.

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Wait a minute. Do not leave me with him.

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I'll be right back, Vern.

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If you're not back in two,
I'm faking a heart attack.

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Okay, okay.

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I hope you don't mind the hugs.

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You know, Vernon,
for years, I couldn't hug another man.

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Really?

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But that all ended last New Year's Eve.

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I got this book on hug therapy.

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Even birds love to be hugged.

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- Really?
- Yeah, come here.

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Excuse me, Lieutenant Carol Dillon?

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Carol Dillon Garrison.

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Captain Bradford Taylor.

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Colonel Bradford Taylor.

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Aw. Except for the rank,
you haven't changed one bit.

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- Neither have you.
- Aw.

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Wait a minute.

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Garrison? Oh, no. Garrison?

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You married Ben Garrison in Engineers?

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Long enough for him to get me pregnant
and run off with our divorce lawyer.

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- Aw.
- Hey, all is fair in love and war.

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I'm sorry to hear it didn't work out.

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Come on, let's dance.

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So, how about you?

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I remember you had a thing
for this UPI photographer.

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What was her name� um�

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Johanna?

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- Well, Johanna and I got married.
- Oh.

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She's alive and living well in Germany,

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without me.

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- All the way in Germany?
- All the way.

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- I'm sorry to hear things didn't work out.
- Yeah.

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Excuse me.

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I think I better go call my kids.

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If I don't check on them,
my house will look like Saigon

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by the time I get home.

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Carol, I'll wait right here
until you get back.

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I'm counting on it.

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Now dogs, they loved to be hugged.

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- Except them Doberman Pinschers.
- Mmm-hmm.

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I think when they get their ears
and their tails chopped off,

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it does something to their personality.

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My wife wanted to buy one.

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- I like your friends.
- Yeah?

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And that Whitley.

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Oh! Are you and she�

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Sorry, Milt. Whitley's spoken for.

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Ron, you've never asked the woman out.

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Does she even know your last name?

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- You underestimate-
- That girl is a winner.

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She's smart, classy.

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A future engineer would make it to CEO
with her on his arm.

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I see her on the arm of the man

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to inherit one of Detroit's
largest auto dealership.

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I see you on the arm of an orderly,

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being escorted back to your padded room.

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Stranger things have happened.

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One day, his brain is going
to shift out of neutral.

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00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,533
You two really tight?

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Partners since freshman year.

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Ooh, that's too bad.

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00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:11,400
Why do you say that?

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He brings you down, man,
down to his level.

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Minute he opened his mouth, I said,

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"This is another trifling,
bourgeois brother

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"trying to be down."

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Wait a minute.
He isn't trying to be anything.

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He's active in Kappa Lambda Nu

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and does a lot at the youth center.

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What kind of grades does he make?

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People put too much emphasis on grades.

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I'll tell you something.

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You would have been spared
the Rons of the world

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if you'd followed me to Penn.

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- Oh, man.
- You don't have to be here.

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No, I chose to be here, all right?

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Hillman is one of the finest
in the country.

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For what it is.

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This school gives you
a false sense of reality.

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Everybody's Black.

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Everybody's equal.

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- That's not the real world.
- I know the real world.

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We grew up in it, remember?

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- You're not hearing.
- What?

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My college friends were the sons of CEOs.

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- So?
- You become the best

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by being with the best.

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00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,366
Who's got the big head now?

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Dwayne, you've got a lot to offer�

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but not without the right training.

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00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:11,599
Certainly not by carrying around
dead weight.

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Wait a minute.
First, Ron is nobody's dead weight.

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Okay? And he's not trifling.

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There's a busted water main in Libby Hall.

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There's a wet T-shirt contest
commencing as we speak.

255
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,733
Anyone feel like bobbing for beauties?

256
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,666
Sure you don't want to go?

257
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:38,299
Need I remind you, Libby Hall is home
to four cheerleaders and a pre-med

258
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,200
that look good even in dry T-shirts.

259
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,166
We're going to stay and clean up.

260
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,866
Yeah, I guess you're right.

261
00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:47,633
Well, thanks for a great evening.

262
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,133
Milt, say, you're a financial wiz.

263
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,333
I've got an idea that's got
gold mine written all over it.

264
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,933
- Really?
- Yes.

265
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,833
Indisputable fact A: students are hungry.

266
00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,666
Indisputable fact B: students stay hungry.

267
00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:01,900
So here's the deal.

268
00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:04,099
We rent some old-fashioned ice cream carts

269
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,333
and we call it� steady yourself now�

270
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:09,700
"Dinner Man. We deliver."

271
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,033
We'll talk about it.

272
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,166
I'm going to get you some information
on Penn. Right away.

273
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:21,633
"We'll talk about it."

274
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,733
He's lucky he's your homeboy.

275
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,570
Otherwise, his behind
would have been framing my foot.

276
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,733
What's your problem?

277
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,033
Every time I opened my mouth,
Mr. Wall Street Journal breath

278
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,633
cut me off like
I had nothing interesting to say.

279
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,766
I didn't notice.

280
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,753
I'm telling you, the man is threatened.

281
00:12:38,766 --> 00:12:40,966
You see, that's why powerful people

282
00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:43,533
often surround themselves
with idiots.

283
00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:46,633
Let's clean up in the morning.

284
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,000
Milt will think twice
about dissing my ideas

285
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,265
when we're rolling in bucks.
Right, partner?

286
00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,900
Ron, your idea's dumb.

287
00:12:53,317 --> 00:12:55,265
Dumb?

288
00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:58,800
Yes. How can an ice cream cart
keep dinner warm?

289
00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:01,066
Did I say I had it all figured out?

290
00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:03,300
Do you ever have anything figured out?

291
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,400
Yeah, I have one thing figured out.

292
00:13:05,466 --> 00:13:08,666
Somebody has a pretty bad case
of Miltonitis.

293
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,333
And that buppy-brother is the last person

294
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,066
anyone should want to be like.

295
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:17,600
And don't let him come try
to buy a car in Detroit.

296
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,766
Hey, Vern. Where have you been?

297
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,700
I went to get away from that man,

298
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:28,933
so I took a bath.

299
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,066
Smart move.

300
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,183
By the way.

301
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,866
Your shoes should be dry by tomorrow.

302
00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:36,965
What happened to my shoes, Vern?

303
00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:38,500
It was the darndest thing.

304
00:13:38,566 --> 00:13:41,033
I was just about to jump in the tub.

305
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,733
The water felt a little tepid,

306
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,866
so I added some more hot water.

307
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,633
What happened to my shoes?

308
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,166
I turned on the faucet

309
00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:50,933
and next thing I knew,
water was flying everywhere.

310
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,666
Like the Johnstown Flood.

311
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:55,366
- No, Louisiana, 1950.
- Forget it. Forget it.

312
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,132
Today, if you told me my house burned down
to the ground,

313
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,900
- it wouldn't bother me.
- Uh-huh.

314
00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:03,033
Who was that lovely young lady
I saw you talking to?

315
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,666
That's Carol Garrison.

316
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:07,066
- Yeah?
- She was a nurse back in Vietnam.

317
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,500
Back then, we just smiled at each other.

318
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,400
But that was then.

319
00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:15,100
It's wise for a man your age
to get hooked up with a nurse.

320
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,366
Watch it.

321
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:21,266
Yeah, she held that triage unit together.

322
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,133
That woman could handle anything.

323
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,433
Matter of fact, quiet as it's kept,

324
00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:28,332
always thought of her
as the one that got away.

325
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,566
Ooh.

326
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,200
Here she comes.

327
00:14:33,201 --> 00:14:34,165
Okay.

328
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,733
Don't leave me alone again.

329
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,850
Take it easy.

330
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,850
Vernon.

331
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:41,600
There you are.

332
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:43,333
Good thing I recognized you.

333
00:14:45,066 --> 00:14:46,566
If I didn't know better

334
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,600
I'd say you was trying to avoid me.

335
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,700
Sorry I took so long.

336
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,000
That's all right.

337
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,166
Everything okay?

338
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:57,600
My 16-year-old just totaled another car.

339
00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:58,866
His second this year.

340
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:00,833
He's all right, isn't he?

341
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,100
- His father taught him to drive.
- Uh-huh.

342
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,733
I told Bootsie if he wrecks one more car,

343
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,700
I'll put his behind
in the street with his father.

344
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:10,733
- You have children?
- I've got two.

345
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,466
Terrence and Suzanne.

346
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:15,483
They're spending the winter
in Germany with their mother.

347
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,866
When they get back,
they'll disobey me in two languages.

348
00:15:18,966 --> 00:15:20,966
Suzanne.

349
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,270
My second husband
married a woman named Suzanne.

350
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,466
No kidding.

351
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:27,766
Her name was really Susan.

352
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,366
But he started calling her Suzanne

353
00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:32,000
after Mardi Gras one year.

354
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:34,266
The French are famous for two things.

355
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,833
The other one is cooking.

356
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:39,666
I'm so sorry.

357
00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:42,766
- I'm just sitting here puffing away.
- It's okay.

358
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,566
I've been trying for years to stop.

359
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:47,400
I've tried everything. Shick, Bic, Slick.

360
00:15:47,584 --> 00:15:49,665
It's awful.

361
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,133
After my second divorce,

362
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,266
- I moved up to three packs a day.
- Uh-huh.

363
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,366
What worked for me
was just stopping cold turkey.

364
00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:59,800
Don't you think I've tried that?

365
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,133
After all,
I am a health care professional.

366
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:07,333
Come on now, Carol.
I just meant� just don't give up.

367
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,933
I haven't. I found this psychic through
my girlfriend's hairdresser.

368
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,566
- Psychic?
- Mm-hmm.

369
00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:14,533
More accurate than numerologists.

370
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:18,165
If this girl works out,
I'll have her talk to my shrink

371
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,216
about his drinking.

372
00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:25,333
Carol, somehow I don't think
a psychic is the answer to your problem.

373
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:28,466
- I mean�
- Problem? You think I have a problem?

374
00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,566
Everyone has problems.

375
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:34,033
Are we getting a little familiar
a little too quickly?

376
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,666
I didn't come all the way to Maryland

377
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,100
to be judged, you know.

378
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,366
I'm not judging you.

379
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:40,932
- I'm just saying�
- You know what?

380
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,433
You are just like Bootsie's father.

381
00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:47,000
Now, he thought he knew everything, too.

382
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:48,032
No.

383
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:49,766
You don't know me.

384
00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:52,866
And you never will.

385
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,433
Carol, all I was saying
was that�

386
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,633
You want some company?

387
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:06,566
Just as long as you're not into psychics

388
00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:08,500
and numerology and shrinks.

389
00:17:08,566 --> 00:17:11,099
No, I'm strictly hug therapy.

390
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,500
What am I going to do?

391
00:17:19,566 --> 00:17:21,599
I will never finish this on time.

392
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,166
Mmm-hmm.

393
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:26,033
I'll just ask Colonel Taylor
for an extension.

394
00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:28,200
And I know what you're going to say.

395
00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:30,676
"You have more extensions
than Milli Vanilli."

396
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,390
Why don't you ask Colonel Taylor
for an extension?

397
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,500
That's a good idea.

398
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,433
What do you think of Ron?

399
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,633
Ron who?

400
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,700
Ron Johnson, my roommate?

401
00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:45,146
How would you describe him?

402
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,100
Well, he� he's silly.

403
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,966
- Obnoxious.
- Mmm-hmm. Yeah, go on.

404
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,433
Boring.

405
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,700
- A bit crude.
- Oof.

406
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,466
- Did I say obnoxious?
- Yeah.

407
00:17:57,533 --> 00:18:00,233
- Okay, well, can't stress that enough.
- Mmm-hmm.

408
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,900
Um�

409
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:04,733
But you know, there is
a very sweet side to Ron.

410
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,833
He reminds me of a stray puppy.

411
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:10,900
You see, you didn't use words
like "stupid" and "dead weight."

412
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,500
Stupid? 'Course he's not stupid.

413
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,699
Wouldn't have been
accepted at this school.

414
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:16,599
Exactly.

415
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,190
Did you ever think about
going to another college?

416
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:23,866
Dwayne, I'm doing the best I can
with this math stuff.

417
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:27,033
I mean when you were applying to colleges,

418
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,733
was Hillman your first choice?

419
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,500
Of course.

420
00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:33,633
I was accepted at Georgetown,
and when I turned them down,

421
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:36,133
my guidance counselor threw a hissy fit.

422
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,100
She said she couldn't understand

423
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:41,333
why a girl with so much to offer
like myself

424
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,966
would limit myself
at a school like Hillman.

425
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,233
That's what she told me.

426
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,066
- That sounds familiar.
- She didn't understand.

427
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,600
My great-granddaddy was all but accepted

428
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:52,866
at this certain Ivy League school

429
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:55,233
until he showed up for the interview.

430
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,600
He went to Hillman.

431
00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:00,300
And he became
the first Black circuit judge

432
00:19:00,366 --> 00:19:02,533
of Madison County, Virginia.

433
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:06,766
He always told me
when I was seven years old,

434
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:10,900
"Baby, you can go to school anyplace

435
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,466
"but no school will love you

436
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:16,400
"and teach you to love yourself
and know yourself

437
00:19:16,466 --> 00:19:18,066
"like Hillman."

438
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:22,066
Then he'd start talking about
the Bolsheviks because he's getting-

439
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,066
Excuse me. Dwayne?

440
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,616
Sorry I'm late.

441
00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:31,032
You're a little overdressed
to be out here shooting jumpers.

442
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:33,366
You said I was
a style master on the court.

443
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,733
So true.

444
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,033
Look, D.

445
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:40,600
In order to make a point,
maybe I came down a little hard on Ron.

446
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:42,865
- I still think he's dragging you down-
- Bill, Bill.

447
00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:45,333
We all say things to make points, right?

448
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,533
Right.

449
00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:47,499
Okay.

450
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,066
Did you look at
that information about Penn?

451
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:52,533
I sure did. Penn is a very good school.

452
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,866
Ball needs a little air.

453
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,466
Penn is a great school

454
00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:59,366
and they have better basketballs.

455
00:20:02,966 --> 00:20:06,500
So� does this mean
you're thinking about transferring?

456
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:09,366
I read the Penn catalog,
then I read Hillman's.

457
00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:12,400
Did you know that Hillman has as many PhDs

458
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:15,433
as most top-ranked schools,
including Penn?

459
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,966
- I didn't know that.
- Now you do.

460
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,800
But a PhD is a waste

461
00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:24,666
if you don't have
the right kind of students.

462
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:29,866
Glad you mentioned that.

463
00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:32,466
I went over to admissions and found out

464
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:36,300
that over 80% of all
incoming Hillman freshmen

465
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:38,500
were in the top third of their class.

466
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,333
Ha!

467
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,533
Of course, college
is more than just a degree.

468
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,866
It's about making the right contacts.

469
00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:50,100
I'm glad you mentioned that, too.

470
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,933
Did you know about
that Kinishewa internship

471
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,233
I had last semester?

472
00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:58,733
I got hired by the senior vice president,

473
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,633
a Hillman alum.

474
00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,233
Ooh!

475
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:07,333
In fact, he told me that after graduation

476
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,500
he'd be happy to give me a job
and pay for grad school.

477
00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:17,466
But I'll be sure to keep Penn in mind.

478
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:20,950
Nice shot.

479
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:24,383
I guess this ball had a little more air
than I thought.

480
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:28,433
Well, when you get into the real world

481
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,900
and you need some good contacts,

482
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:32,783
call me.

483
00:21:33,566 --> 00:21:34,866
The real world huh?

484
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:36,950
Keep in touch.

485
00:21:38,066 --> 00:21:42,200
Brother, I think
you need to keep in touch.

486
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,500
Take it slow, Milt.

487
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:03,500
"Only 168 hours until
'Dinner man. We deliver.'"

488
00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:05,300
I wrote up a proposal

489
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,533
found an investor
with an old-fashioned ice cream cart

490
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,300
and a portable microwave.

491
00:22:10,366 --> 00:22:12,100
Ron, I got to hand it to you.

492
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,866
All I want you to hand me is the ball.

493
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:15,983
Here you go.

494
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,866
And none of that soft stuff
like you had with Milt.

495
00:22:20,933 --> 00:22:23,333
Play me tough like you did your mother.

496
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,033
Okay, let's go.

497
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,266
Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas.

498
00:22:27,316 --> 00:22:31,866
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